If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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