We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize