I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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