i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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