the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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