No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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