I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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