And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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