why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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