Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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