google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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