whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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