they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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