so let's talk penis.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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