"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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