is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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