i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
It's just like the Real World with babies
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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