Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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