Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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