Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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