ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
operation harelip BJ is a go
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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