I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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