He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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