I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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