God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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