Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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