Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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