Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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