where am i from again
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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