Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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