drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she peed on how many people?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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