I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
