Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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