Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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