I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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