I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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