we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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