ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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