dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
