i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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