Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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