i just google imaged poop.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
