Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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