i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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