so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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