Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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