not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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