my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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