I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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