so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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