the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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