he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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