He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
A+ Viking dick
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