you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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