it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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