So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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