Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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