Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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